Lindsay Lohan

Have I ever blogged on Lindsay Lohan? I can't remember for the life of me. If not, that's a glaring omission.

Anyway, the way I understand it right now, people spotted her somewhere with Nicole Richie's fiancee Joel Madden, whomever he is, and witnesses say Lilo looked like she was trying to steal Madden away from Richie, so Lindsay's (allegedly) a boyfriend stealer. That's what The Thirty Mile Zone is saying. It's like Lohan is the second coming of Elizabeth Taylor or whatever. Really, whatever.

Oh, and Linds apparently stole a fur coat from one Masha Markova, whomever she is too. Big whoop.