Jamie Lynn Spears - The 16-year-old Zoey 101 star announced she is pregnant. Happy Sweet Sixteen!

And congratulations, Jamie Lynn. In spite of your crazy sister, you had a chance to be the Next Big Thing. You don't have to worry about that anymore.

When your child is ten and you're only 26, still four years from 30, you can always look back and dream about what could have been. Nice job.

One can only assume that Nickelodeon execs have scores of young girls lined up to replace Spears. Perhaps someone new and fresh can show up on that network, live a better lifestyle and set a good example for kids.